Welcome to the official site for Mail Order Boyfriend
Pop punk 4 life!
Listen to our debut album! Click here to download it in mp3 format.
Lonely and looking for a penpal? Text "BROKEN HEART" to (615) 652-6685 for a free album and art delivered to your door to help cheer you up. Text "UNLOCK" to gain access to any of our private youtube videos.
Formats available include: cassette tape or cd-r. Free album offer only valid until 11/01/2026.
News:
Better Days Ahead album out now!!! Call your local college radio station and demand that they play it or you are going to take over their station "Airheads" style. Everyone there will understand what that is and will know that you mean business.
Hot Date Tonight ep coming late October! Sam has been suffering from agoraphobia and refuses to leave his house. Due to this, all shows have been cancelled. Send him some well wishes (he runs the text line) and hopefully we will be back on the road soon!
Keep texting us photos of your Mail Order Boyfriend graffiti! If we get a few more submissions we will have enough for an art gallery here on the site. Bonus points if it's spray painted on the side of a Tesla. Smash all the windows out too while you're at it. If you get caught, tell em you have covid and start coughing on them.
A very limited DVD release of M.O.B. music videos will be out in December. "Return To Sender". Only 50 copies will be available. Limit 2 per person. Signed by everyone in the band.
SUN KISSED SKY
come on over
and move a little closer
tell me all your secrets
don't be shy
the days are getting shorter
our love is getting stronger
you look so good under
the sun kissed sky
hold me like you want me
tell me that you love me
life is a roller-coaster
i dont want off this ride
your lips are cocaine sugar
come on and give me another
you look so beautiful on this night
you shine brighter than the summer
when you smile
it makes me warmer
theres never any thunder
when you are around
i dont want any other
i just wanna be your lover
hold me a little tighter
your heart is my home
come on over
and move a little closer
tell me all your secrets
don't be shy
the days are getting shorter
our love is getting stronger
you look so good under
the sun kissed sky
hold me like you want me
tell me that you love me
life is a roller-coaster
i dont want off this ride
underneath the sun kissed sky
POP STAR WANNABE
(A diss song about The Taylor Swift & The Sabrina Carpenter etc..)
every time i hear that song
makes feel like every things wrong
with the world
and the people in it
feeling like
ive just about had it
she makes me wanna throw my stereo out
into the harbor
down below
elctro-shock
the fishes
and everything
will glow
bright neon colors
until her song is over
the audience applauds
as the ocean is bubbling
everything about her is troubling
i find people like her so puzzling
i keep seeing clones of her on tv
i think she might be doubling
when will she go away
how much longer must i endure
this mind boggling
crap that theyre trying to pass off as music
i cant get myself to listen to it
because it makes me feel sick
when i try
and stomach it
everything about her is troubling
i find people like her so puzzling
manufactured pop star wannabe
singing about how society
wants her to be
a false idol right in front of me
her songs only bring me misery
i hope one day to read her obituary
shes a false idol
pop star wannabe
when i hear her
i only feel misery
shes a manufactured
pop star wannabe
whenever i change the channel
shes on it
selling me bad art
but im not buying it
throw it in the trash
whos dumb enough
to spend their money on this stuff?
can't you tell that
i'm being serious
when i say that
she sounds ridiculous
i cant believe that there are people
who are into this
if i were her
i wouldn't be doing this
when she gets new bangs
it shows up on my news feed
i scroll past it
but she pops up again
i dont care that she just got engaged
if i see her again
i will snap in a rage
You're just a manufactured pop star wannabe
PERFECT AS YOU
left me here
might as well
be hanging from the ceiling
without you here
my heart feels so broken
staying up late
i cant stop chain-smoking
when there is a picture of you
on the coffee table
staring back at me
you look so good
you make me feel
like im always on a Hawaiian vacation
but now your gone
and im stuck here alone
going mad from the loneliness
and this bad situation
horrible thoughts
running around inside my head
i feel so broken
when i think of you
my therapist says to move on
but i dont want to
there is no one else
in this world
that can compare to you
im just missing you
now i dont know what to do
now that we are through
just know that i still love you
but i know i need to move on
to find someone new
but they wont be
as perfect as you
Special thanks to all the fans! Especially T.C and W.E. The new album is dedicated to Britney Spears. She is the real deal, unlike all these pop star wannabes crowding my news feed.
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